We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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