New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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