We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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