But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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