But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think my tv is drunk
If that was your dad, he is hot
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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