walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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