That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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