the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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