I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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