I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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