What should our trivia night team be named?
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you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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