dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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