I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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