is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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