i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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