Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
