I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
