The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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