Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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