Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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