A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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