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That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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