i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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