She's JV to your varsity
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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