break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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