Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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