I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
"it" just moved
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I am one with the molecules
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Randomize
