You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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