we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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