I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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