im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
It's blow job season.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
