they need to just BURY HIM!
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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