i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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