whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's blow job season.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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