i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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