How'd it feel making her break her religion?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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