She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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