your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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