I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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