Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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