it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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