Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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