On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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