We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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