Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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