party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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