So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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