all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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