I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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