He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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