i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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