I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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