so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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