the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
