DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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